I saw something interesting

Gerald Green, 2007 Slam Dunk Champ, is missing a portion of his ring finger. What do all of you loyals think of when you see this hand? Me too, me too! The shocker. Gerald Green's is built in. Watch out ladies of the greater Boston area.

The biz is 7 days away and this guy is nervous. On the bright side, my mom sent me a terrycloth bathrobe and I study in it everyday over my normal uniform of sweatpants, long sleeve t-shirt and regular t-shirt. Not only does the towel-like material soak up all the crap that I spill on myself (crumbs, limeaid, melted popsicle) but it also soaks up all the the information I am trying to memorize. The bathrobe could be the reason that I fail. The bathrobe would definetely pass though. I feel like the bathrobe would get hired over me too. I hope it doesn't get any interviews in Chicago. If it does then I will cut it up and use the pieces to scrub the shower or toilet. Stupid bathrobe. Dizamn, it went from love to hate really quickly.

Alright meow, i'm off. I'll try to write tommorow but I cannot make any promises. Sorry for the crappy post but I swear we will get back to our usual high quality posts in about 9 days.

St. Valentine's Day

That guy knew how to party. How do I know this you ask? Obviously I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Actually I slept @ home just like every other night. Fooled You! Wrong holiday. St. Valentine drank all the meade (you know Beowulf's preferred fermented honey beverage) in the meade halls and threw the most lavish, luxe parties. He only invited the broads w/ the biggest asses, being that huge asses was all the rage back then, and some would argue today as well. Non-giant ass having ladies were only allowed if they brought a friend w/ an enormous posterior w/ them. Finally, he had said broads feed his fat ass grapes and giant turkey legs while he lounged around without a shirt on. St. Valentine invented Valentine's day b/c he got too fat from all the turkey legs and grapes and couldn't get a date. He knew that if you gave a lady chocolates, flowers and a card then they would be putty in your hands. Be advised that St. V got his ladies cocoa beans from his buddy Christobal Colon, lilacs from the surf's field's and a scroll sealed w/ wax and the chocolate, traditional roses and hallmark cards evolved from this. St. V's plan only worked once a year for old St. V b/c he was that fat and it just so happened that it worked for the first time on February 14, 1493 AD. There you go.

Does anyone else remember the WWF wrestler Greg "The Hammer" Valentine or former Met's Manager Bobby Valentine or the NCAA basketball referee Teddy Valentine? Me either. NOT!

My Heroes!

Jack Bauer for Three

Hello readers! Alright, enough with the pleasantries. Let's get down to bizznas. I know this might be a little unorthodox but I am going to lead this post off with some need-to-know Fantasy Basketball news. Judy Lugus for MVP (formerly Judy Lugus for Three) beat the horsefeathers out of Team Poopy Ribbon (formerly Team Golfwop) 8-1. Thats right, I'll repeat that for all of my illiterate readers, what?, 8-1. Judy Lugus for MVP is up on the rest of the competition by 5.5 games. In everyones. If my team sucked I would pick up Mikki Moore or Paul Millsap. Wink, Wink. Elbow nudge to the ribs, elbow nudge to the ribs.

Now i'm going to clue all of you in on my new workout routine. I am addicted to the stair climber. I go for 30 minutes of interval training on level 7. I must warn all of you, this workout is not for the faint or weak. Then, after building up a nice luxurious lather climbing stairs, I go lift those weights. Nothing heavy mind you. There are no dumbells in this room, there are only my balls. I suggest that all of my readers start getting their workout on. We dont hate, we appreciate.

That is all i've got in me for today. I hope everyone has a great day tommorow and leaves their house / apartment / condominium. How about those Agassi shoes. They are coming out in April and I will have to get a pair. I used to have those when I was a 4'10'', 145lb fatty rolling around the court like a little Dunkin Donut Munchkin. Memories.

I now leave you with links to some of my favorite websites to visit during study breaks:

http://www.wickedwhoopies.com/index.php I would eat all the whoopie pie with my mouth

https://login.yahoo.com/config/login_verify2?.done=http://fantasysports.yahoo.com&.src=spt&.intl=us

http://niketalk.com/

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/

Thursday Night ABC Television Reviews

Actually, I only want to talk about one show, Grey's Anatomy. Speaking of Grey's Anatomy, I learned that a learned treatise such as the actual Grey's Anatomy can be used by Expert Witnesses @ trial and may be used to impeach opposing counsel's expert (and) may be used as substantive evidence. Who knew? The same guy who has two thumbs and knew the answer. THIS GUY! Back to the show. First off let me say, how about that McDreamy. Now onto the good stuff: Ellis Grey is a B. If she was Cuban she would be a Cuban B. Yes, Cuban B. I don't know if this is mean or not but I thought it was funny that Ellis Grey had to have someone change her diapers at her nursing home. Oops I crapped my pants. How does Ellis Grey know about Oops I crapped my pants? Because she's wearing them and she just did. In yo face / pants Ellis Grey. I can't believe George, played by T.R. Knight (I heard he wasn't straight), married Callie, I eat way to many complimentary chips and salsas brought out by the bus boy, Torres (now Callie O'Malley). Big mistake George, she will eat you alive, literally and figuratively. I'm not sure if it was smart of McSteamy to refuse to go into surgery or not. Did he win points w/ the Chief? I couldn't tell. I thought he was being a man-fahina but I would have run away without answering if put in the same situation so I can really judge. Who is going to be chief? I would say there is a 100% chance that the Chief stays on instead of retiring (b/c Addelle's fat ass has a new man) but I don't know if all the proper paperwork has been filed, etc and if so whether it is revocable. Speaking of revocability: when an option K is given . . . I won't bore you w/ the details. In my. . . McDreamy as chief 2:1, Burke as chief 5:1 b/c I say his rehab going to ass will be kicked off the show as soon as the writers can figure out a way to kill him off. Hopefully Christina Yang-Burke will slip some poison into his Stovetop Stuffing. As a side note: Nice post today Beware the Blizzog. I totally agree. Drunks and Drugees should be pissed. How can you go to rehab if you have only done something once? There is nothing to be rehabilitated. Maybe Preston Burke walks around calling randos on the street the other F word. Preston F. Burke. Addison as chief 10:1 b/c lets face it, this country is not ready for a woman as chief of surgery @ Seattle Grace. Plus, Addison is bout to get it on w/ Kerev so she won't have time for all the responsibilies that come w/ the position. Not that position. Get your minds out of the gutter. Finally, McSteamy as chief 8:1, i'm scared b/c it seems like it could actually happen. I hate that guy, he's too damn good looking.

Fantasy Sports time! I gotta follow up a "he's too damn good looking" w/ something sports related to get the testosterone flowing. I just burped, cut the cheese and scratched myself. Not really but I should have. Judy Lugus for Three is in 1st place as usual, no big deal, and whooping Team Golfwop 7-0. Heyo. Earl Jones is about to pick up the actual Earl "Eddie" Jones as soon as he signs w/ the Heat. I don't know how good this potential pickup could be but lets just say J. Loog wouldn't pull the trigger on that one. Bad Breff is really stinking it up thus far and needs to make some moves ASAP.

Where are all my readers? Elisa Knicks? Purple 4 Runner? Dew Driz? Hofjm2? E. Rose Moustache keep the comments coming . I'm glad to see my efforts don't go unnoticed. Coconut Krull / Crull McPain are you reading? If so please direct your response to the comments section located @ the end of this post.

Here is some news . . . Lebron James' All Star Game shoes are coming out on Feb 15th. They are all gold. I love gooooooooooold! Maybe a blintz and a bong, a pipe and a pancake? I will be going after them in full force. They are limited and I only go after the limited shoes. It's no fun if you can go buy them in stores. That is BS and is for the common folk. Suckers!

See everyone tommorow! NOT! But maybe on Saturday, NOT! Sunday, Prolly