CONGRATULATIONS TO ME!

It's a done deal. The blizz now has a JOB E. JOB that he is ecstatic about. I will only be eating the finest steaks and lobsters from here on out. My stomach will grow supple and rotund. I will share whatever steak and lobster that I do not consume w/ my loyals. Scraps are better than no scraps I say.

To all of you out there who are unemployed I just have one thing to say, GET A JOB SIR!

T T T T T T TOO MANY

To many days not getting job offers that is, but enough about me. How are my loyals doing? Are you having a nice day at work / lounging around in your apartment dicking around on the internet? Whatever you like. You are all good loyals, and thorough. Thoroughness is the key to being awesome and all of you are extremely thorough.

Cheer Up Emmis

To Whom it May Concern:

Please cheer up. You are far too kewl to be so down in the dumps. You will find a husband to assist you in the reproduction of young emmises (:-o <==B), however, you will only be able to find that joker in Shitcago (the land of opportunity and husbands). Shitcago is where the lonely come to find happiness and sleep on aerobeds in the living room / kithchen / dining room of their friends' tiny ass apartments. Emmis, you are not lonely b/c of you, you are lonely b/c you are so amazing that none of those giant douches in Shitboston know what to do w/ a wonderful young lady such as yourself. You are so genteel and ladylike. Don't fret young Emmis, dont fret. You are so awes, so very awes. We will hang out for all the days at Mars-sh and Franksh wedding. We will drink beers, talk fantasy baseball, have the barkeep at the hotel prepare us Miami Vices with only the finest liquors and bacardi frozen mixers. We can even bring decks of cards and cash to the reception and get a game of blackjack at our table. TOO MANY!!!!!!!!

Onto the good stuff: (1) STA is in 7th which means that the world is finally begining to revolve on its normal axis. (2) My insides are rotten, don't ask. I'm going to try this stuff though to try and alleviate the problem: http://www.colonblow.com/testimonials.htm (please read the 1st testimonial). (3) Lil' Bush is hallario. I love it when Babs Bush bangs lil' Cheney.

I've got nothing more to publish. I am jobless, broke and fat and am simply getting fatter by sitting on the couch typing. Poor guy. Don't worry though. I have begun taking steps to remedy this. I got fitted for a brazzier at Victoria's Secret today. I am a 44DD and i'm not bragging.

Dream Girls Ya'll

That Jennifer Hudson is not thin and I hate her. It's like i'm saying. Let's see what's new . . . hmmmmmmmmm . . . well, I am still unemployed, which is not awesome. I'm poor as hang. My fantasy team stinks and I am playing for next year by trying to accumulate young talent. I'm old and fat. I've gotta go get my cry on. Lattes

2 in 3 days, what gives?

What's up ya'll? Heyoooooooooooooooooooooo! H H H H Cough Cough H H H H eyoooooooooooo!
How bout Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle! Movin on up in the standings w/ 91.5 points. A-Rizzle-Rod, JJ Hardy and Tim Hudson are our studs and by studs I mean that only A-Rizz is worth a shit. My team pees on its balls. Giggity giggity giggity goo. Gi-gi-dee! Meg Griffin sucks.

Has anyone seen that Southpark when Jimmy and Timmy becomes Crips? That is a classic.
Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

Alright, it's time to go explore the great outdoors on this beatiful Chicago Saturday afternoon.

Lattes

Playoffs?!?!?!?!?

I'm going to start this blizz entry out a little differently than normal. I would like to share some video clips with all of my peeps.

This is one of my personal favorites. AI is the best and I think all of my loyals will feel the same way whether you have seen this multiple times or if this is your first opportunity to witness this piece of audatory brilliance. Enjoy!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FUYjD7A75HQ

This next clip is a video introduction to our girl New York from the hit reality series "I Love New York." This delightful young man is the roomate of the blizz's friend in DC. Vote for him early and often. We need some white bread representation in "I Love New York, Part Deux" so we are no longer victim to that rye.
http://ilovenewyork2.com/people/Montyman

That's all the clips I have for your viewing pleasure at this time. Now, without further adieu, onto the good stuff . . . How bout them Golden State Warriors. So thug, so scary, so nephew, so chocolatey, so illiterate yet so lovable. If I were to walk up to those guys I would be curious to see whether they would kill me or laugh hysterically when I tried to do some elaborate hand shake / dap with them. I love those guys. G-Unit!
Tommorow is a big day. Tommorow marks the day that I officially become an Esquire (potential employers who read this blizz please note that my services are still available). My resume is available upon request, which should be left in the comments section of this blizzle. Skeet!

Lattes

So Much Shiz Up in Hiz

There will be no dicking around today ya'll. There is so much to talk about and so little time. As I peer out of my windows and see the fog rolling in off of Lake Michigan it makes me poder several things:

(1) why is Whiz Jackson so dominant? The answer is simple: Whiz Jackson is often apologized to but refuses to apologize. Ex. "i'm sorry Whiz Jackson Ooooooooooo, I am fo' re-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-al." Apparently apologizing is for losers. I learned this cold hard fact / life lesson from a little movie I like to call "Little Miss Sunshine." I'll go ahead an be honest, the movie was pretty f-ing Nene Hillario. Go out and rent it if you want to laugh for all the days / a good 10 - 15 times during the movie. That little annoying / obnooxious actress that was at all of the awards shows actually turned in a solid if not spectacular performance. She has a pot belly and always has a semi-wedgie which is definetely amusing. The grandfather is clearly the best character in the movie. Straight up funny if you ask me (and vulgar too and I think we can all agree that there is no better character than once who is both funny and vulgar). Back to the point of this movie reference: Whiz Jackson is up 8-1 and could potentially close out the bball season w/ the season's 1st 9-0 shutout. That would be sweeter than pie. If I beat our friend David (not a reader b/c I would never tell him about this blizz b/c he would make fun of me) then I will proceed to rub it in his face for at least the next 3 months then I will lay off for a few months and then commence w/ the rubbing in again once the 2007-2008 NBA season begins in October. In yo face David, in yo face!

(2) I finally got the Shortstop that I will need to win back to back fantasy baseball championships. I pulled the wool over E. Rose Moustache's eyes and stole a good player from her (our good friend Carlos Guillen) in exchange for a guy who has a partially torn rotator cuff (Erik Bedard). In yo face Emmis! Syke! I just made that rotator cuff business up on the fly. I just wanted to see if your heart would skip a beat. To be a good blizz you've gotta be able to make that sort of stuff up spontaneously. I can and I am. Wooooooooooooooo! Wooooooooooooo! (Ric Flair style while holding up 4 fingers w/ your palm facing you and the opposable thumb tucked in behind your palm).

(3) The job hunt is going poorly to quite poorly. I'm really starting to get down on myself. Don't cry for me though, i'll make it through this rough stretch. I have this blog and that is all I need.

(4) F.U. Virginia P. Merriweather! You know why ("Credits for this digi pic: thank Virginia P. for quite poss the best pic I have ever laid my measly eyes on" - Beware the Blizzog). P.S. - I might have gone overboard w/ the picture at the top of today's post. I like Virginia P. alot.

(5) Trader Joe's is the greatest grocery store in any city that has one. Where else can you get blueberry ice cream, punjab choley and a $2 bottle of wine in one store? Maybe a quick-e-mart w/ a real Indian clerk behind the counter but that is the only other place. For cereally, Trader Joe's is the biz.

(6) Swedish Fish are still addicting.

(7) Steam cleaning a couch w/ a rented upholstery cleaner from Ace Hardware in Streeterville will leave your entire apartment covered in filthy, foamy water. Be careful!

(8) Jennifer "Jenny" Hoffercronopolous is equally as lazy as I am. I cannot believe that I have met my match. I don't know if she should now be my arch-nemesis or my partner in crime / no crime b/c we are to lazy to get off of the couch, which is necessary to commit the majority of crimes that I can think of (not some lazy man's crime like credit card fraud or identity theft). We will be battling it out for the title of laziest person in our apartment which is the equivalent of the finals in the world's laziest person double elimination tournament. I will keep my readers updated.

(9) Duncan Dizzles sausage, egg and cheese breakfast sandwich on a sour cream and onion bagel is crazy delicious.

(10) Lattes.

I Passed

The long wait is finally over. I passed the bar exam! I know I didn't need to anounce it on the blizz b/c the only readers / reader who checks / check this thing already knew the good news. Someone please hire me. My writing skills are obviously top notch and any potential employer-blizz readers need only peruse the blizz to see this much.

Big news everyone, we have a new reader. His nickname (to protect his real identity of course) will be Kevin ver Kevinson. Welcome aboard Kevin ver Kevinson. Feel free to post comments in the comments section and by feel free I mean post some comments.

On to the need to know info:

(1) I need a shortstop for "Is 2 in a Row Bad?" so if any loyal readers have a SS hand him over.

(2) Jimmy Johns Italian sandwich is awesome but don't forget to ask for them to add peppers.

(3) The Lebron James Fruity Pebbles shoes are coming out in a limited quantity (250 - 300 purs) and I will be sitting by the computer for indefinite future until they are sitting on the floor in my closet. It's pathetic.

(4) Saunas are better for your body than steam rooms. Did you know that a 20 minute session in a sauna can burn 300 calories? Me either but we all now know this information. Thanks blizz / me. The reason that this is relevant is b/c the 13th floor of the strizzeeter has both a sauna and steam room. No big deal but . . . . . pause . . . . . in yo faces!

(5) If anyone needs a 32" inch toshiba flat screen tv then I am your man. This fine piece of outdated technology can be yours for zero dollars.

(6) Chicago has Casinos / Casinyeses including a Harrah's (I hope there is a bizarro Brad Courtney who pounds cheater's hands w/ a meat tenderizer rather than a hammer like the New Orleans Brad Courtney, a bizarro Charlotte who says sexteen isn't sexteen and a disgruntled 1/3 polynesian / 1/3 asian and 1/3 mexican bartender named "U" who mixes frozen concoctions called the Key West = 1/2 margarita and 1/2 pina colada). Hopefully this info will be incentive enough for the loyalest reader to fly into Shitcago w/ her Gold Card and earn that free buffet. Crab legs ya'll!

** Sorry for the crappy post so far. I hope it gets better but I can't make any promises so if it doesn't pick up in the next few sentences we will call it a day and try again tommorow / next week.

Oh snap, I forgot about fantasy bball news: Whiz Jackson is still in the finals (it lasts until wednesday) and I am up 6-2 on Chris Kaman Side Her. It looks like the Deuce Droppers Crystal Basketball trophy will be engraved with the name Whiz Jackson for the second straight year. Keeper league next year ya'll. I'm sorry Whiz Jackson oooooooooooo!!!! All I have been doing is dropping and adding players which has been taking the piss out of our friend / bball arch-nemesis and I think he might cry if I keep on doing it. Shit, i'm done. This edition of blizz de la sucks. My B

My B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry for being such a D. I should not have been so cruel to my loyals. I promise that I will not go 3 weeks w/o posting again . . . . . pause . . . . . NOT!!!!!!!!!! I will wait 3 weeks before posting again. OOOOOOHHHHHHHH SHIZ! In all of your faces. I am now domiciled in Chicago. I'm freezing my balls off and its April. What the hang? All loyals are welcome and are encouraged to come visit immediately. I ain't got no job and I ain't got shit to do. Did I mention that I have not crapped my pants in nearly 2 months. I know, I know; pretty impressive but I am simply taking it day to day. I feel like I need to go to rehab for those who crap their pants. That would stink. Get it? Get it? That would stink? Literally and figuratively. A rehab center for people who took deuces in their pants would stink b/c deuces would be running wild. Get it? Get it? Running, as in the cha cha cha. Oh man, i'm on a roll today / 1:35 am the next day. Next topic:

Fantasy bball: I am whoopin golfwop's ace 7-1. Tought break golfy but Rossy wanted it. OH SNAP! It's looking like the finals for OopsIDidCrapMyPants next week.

Fantasy hockey: The Mighty Pubes are in 2nd and are closing in on the 1st place The Mighty Probes but I don't see it happening for the Pubes. Pube This The Mighty Probes, Pube This! The final day is Sunday so stay tuned. I will give you an update 2 weeks after that. Zing! Just kidding! Bad joke.

Fantasy baseball: Is 2 in a Row Bad? stinks. I hate my team. I don't have Chipper Jones and that is BS. I'm so P.O.'ed Whoever has Chipper please trade him to me. I love him more than he loves Hooters Waitresses w/ whom he has illegitimate children. "Hooters hooters yum yum yum. Hooters hooters on a girl that's dumb." - Al Bundy

Lattes

What's Soup?

Good Morning (for me) / Afternoon (to those who woke up before 11:00 am)! In all of your faces! Happy St. Patricia's Day (St. Patrick's wife deserves some recognition too; she dished out the HJ's and cabbage stew that made Patrick the man that he was)! I'm sure all of you were wondering what the Thumbs' Chicago moving status is. Here is the update: The apartment situation is settled and i'm getting a u-haul and loading it up on thursday and peacing out by thursday afternoon. Our trip first involves a stop in JoMo to drop off a black Jetta and then we will proceed north to Chicago but will be sure to pass through Chinatown, which is just south of Chicago (and drop in and say hello to this blizz's good friend Micherre Roog).
Da da da duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.....Fantasy Sports Update Time! The Mighty Pubes (w/ new Smack Talk: "Pube This!") are back in 3rd and will finish strong and should finish in 1st or 2nd place (b/c none of those d-heads realized that there was a player limit). The Crapped My Pantses are still in 1st and should take home the regular season bacon, which = more opportunities to crap the pants. Smell ya lattes. The Crapped Pantses would like to take this opportunity to welcome the newest member of the Crapped Pants Family, Mr. Steven Francis. Welcome to the family Steven. I'm sure you have crapped your pants before after getting so F'd up on 40's and gin and juices so you should fit in nicely. Finally, Ray Allen has been playing in pain and we love that crap on our team. Playing in pain for $10,000,000 per year does not seem like it would be that painful.

It has been a tough year for our blizzing mentor /producer of homemade natural centox nerve gas, E. Rose Moustache. E. Rose Moustache is in 6th place and 9th place in hockey and bball. It is as if the moustache has been distracted by excessive crumbs, a thick milkshake or Just For Men's newer natural looking color. Earl Jones is holding strong in 5th and should be ready for a playoff push. Earl Jones' is next to me right now and has been resting up for the playoffs by sleeping until at least 11:30 everyday for the past week. Rest up Earl, rest up! Shoot for noon tommorow and load up on carbs b/c the next few weeks will be intense. Heyo! Hey Hey heyo. heyo. hay yay yay yay yo is for horses. Lattes

Tourney Time

I HATE DUKE! Coach K is the biggest mangina / wiener of all time. Micky Krzewdfbweuevski tells us that her husband has a small unit to match his on court persona. He is such a B. All he does it whine and cry and then tell his guys to elbow UNC players in the face. I hate UNC too.
Our beloved College of Charleston Cougars will not be dancing this year. Year 1 of the Bobby Cremins' Era did not live up to expetations. It must be tough to call out X's and O's in while coaching in the John Kresse Arena when your name does not happen to be John Kresse. Bobby Cremins is awesome though and i'm sure he will get the Cougs some sweet recruits and maybe even a white guy to sit at the end of the bench and go nucking futs everytime we score. Remember, you don't score until you score, until you score. C of C Baseball news: C of C defeats the # 1 team in the country the University of South Carolina (heyo!).

Speaking of wieners I went to Wiener Circle in Chicago and it was all I had hope it would be. I walked in as two fights broke out over who was going to get their all beef vienna frank first. Then, the guy behind me walked in and yelled to the ladies behind the counter that "I want a f-ing hotdog you fat b*tch and i'm not waiting in this f-ing line." Then the next guy asked for a "chocolate milkshake." Chocolate milkshake @ wiener circle = a huge fat black lady lifting up her enormous shirt to blind all viewers w/ her gigantic breasts. Not a pretty sight. I threw up a little bit of my double spicy hotdog into my mouth. When you ask for a chocolate milkshake the ladies say "F you white boy w/ the small wiener. I ain't showin you nutin," etc. Then you give them a few extra dollars for a tip and they offer up the goods / bads. Wiener Circle makes a great hotdog and even better fries. I'd give this local hot dog joint an A - (it would have been an A+ but I lost my vision for 15 minutes after seeing my 6th chocolate milkshake).

Fantasy Sports Update: OopsIDidCrapMyPants is holding steady in 1st place in fantasy bball. How did I arrive at that team name you ask? The answer is simple: I had a little case of the food poisoning and said "oops" and then proceeded to, you know, crap my pants. How embarassing. The Mighty Pubes hockey team is in 4th place but should shoot up the rankings once Holy Nola runs out of forwards to play (i think he is down to 9) and I start playing all my dudes now that I am under the player limit in the F position. heyo? hmmm? yes! HEYOOOOOOOOOO!

Alright meow, i'll be back at the same Thumbs time (every week or 2) and the same Thumbs place (the internet).

P.S. - The other member of the pubes conglomerate, Krazy Pubes, needs to get her moustaches / ducks in a row and get back in the game. Also, in case E. Rose Moustache is reading this, your bball team has a chance to make the playoffs so make some moves. Heyo!

I saw something interesting

Gerald Green, 2007 Slam Dunk Champ, is missing a portion of his ring finger. What do all of you loyals think of when you see this hand? Me too, me too! The shocker. Gerald Green's is built in. Watch out ladies of the greater Boston area.

The biz is 7 days away and this guy is nervous. On the bright side, my mom sent me a terrycloth bathrobe and I study in it everyday over my normal uniform of sweatpants, long sleeve t-shirt and regular t-shirt. Not only does the towel-like material soak up all the crap that I spill on myself (crumbs, limeaid, melted popsicle) but it also soaks up all the the information I am trying to memorize. The bathrobe could be the reason that I fail. The bathrobe would definetely pass though. I feel like the bathrobe would get hired over me too. I hope it doesn't get any interviews in Chicago. If it does then I will cut it up and use the pieces to scrub the shower or toilet. Stupid bathrobe. Dizamn, it went from love to hate really quickly.

Alright meow, i'm off. I'll try to write tommorow but I cannot make any promises. Sorry for the crappy post but I swear we will get back to our usual high quality posts in about 9 days.

St. Valentine's Day

That guy knew how to party. How do I know this you ask? Obviously I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Actually I slept @ home just like every other night. Fooled You! Wrong holiday. St. Valentine drank all the meade (you know Beowulf's preferred fermented honey beverage) in the meade halls and threw the most lavish, luxe parties. He only invited the broads w/ the biggest asses, being that huge asses was all the rage back then, and some would argue today as well. Non-giant ass having ladies were only allowed if they brought a friend w/ an enormous posterior w/ them. Finally, he had said broads feed his fat ass grapes and giant turkey legs while he lounged around without a shirt on. St. Valentine invented Valentine's day b/c he got too fat from all the turkey legs and grapes and couldn't get a date. He knew that if you gave a lady chocolates, flowers and a card then they would be putty in your hands. Be advised that St. V got his ladies cocoa beans from his buddy Christobal Colon, lilacs from the surf's field's and a scroll sealed w/ wax and the chocolate, traditional roses and hallmark cards evolved from this. St. V's plan only worked once a year for old St. V b/c he was that fat and it just so happened that it worked for the first time on February 14, 1493 AD. There you go.

Does anyone else remember the WWF wrestler Greg "The Hammer" Valentine or former Met's Manager Bobby Valentine or the NCAA basketball referee Teddy Valentine? Me either. NOT!

My Heroes!

Jack Bauer for Three

Hello readers! Alright, enough with the pleasantries. Let's get down to bizznas. I know this might be a little unorthodox but I am going to lead this post off with some need-to-know Fantasy Basketball news. Judy Lugus for MVP (formerly Judy Lugus for Three) beat the horsefeathers out of Team Poopy Ribbon (formerly Team Golfwop) 8-1. Thats right, I'll repeat that for all of my illiterate readers, what?, 8-1. Judy Lugus for MVP is up on the rest of the competition by 5.5 games. In everyones. If my team sucked I would pick up Mikki Moore or Paul Millsap. Wink, Wink. Elbow nudge to the ribs, elbow nudge to the ribs.

Now i'm going to clue all of you in on my new workout routine. I am addicted to the stair climber. I go for 30 minutes of interval training on level 7. I must warn all of you, this workout is not for the faint or weak. Then, after building up a nice luxurious lather climbing stairs, I go lift those weights. Nothing heavy mind you. There are no dumbells in this room, there are only my balls. I suggest that all of my readers start getting their workout on. We dont hate, we appreciate.

That is all i've got in me for today. I hope everyone has a great day tommorow and leaves their house / apartment / condominium. How about those Agassi shoes. They are coming out in April and I will have to get a pair. I used to have those when I was a 4'10'', 145lb fatty rolling around the court like a little Dunkin Donut Munchkin. Memories.

I now leave you with links to some of my favorite websites to visit during study breaks:

http://www.wickedwhoopies.com/index.php I would eat all the whoopie pie with my mouth

https://login.yahoo.com/config/login_verify2?.done=http://fantasysports.yahoo.com&.src=spt&.intl=us

http://niketalk.com/

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/

Thursday Night ABC Television Reviews

Actually, I only want to talk about one show, Grey's Anatomy. Speaking of Grey's Anatomy, I learned that a learned treatise such as the actual Grey's Anatomy can be used by Expert Witnesses @ trial and may be used to impeach opposing counsel's expert (and) may be used as substantive evidence. Who knew? The same guy who has two thumbs and knew the answer. THIS GUY! Back to the show. First off let me say, how about that McDreamy. Now onto the good stuff: Ellis Grey is a B. If she was Cuban she would be a Cuban B. Yes, Cuban B. I don't know if this is mean or not but I thought it was funny that Ellis Grey had to have someone change her diapers at her nursing home. Oops I crapped my pants. How does Ellis Grey know about Oops I crapped my pants? Because she's wearing them and she just did. In yo face / pants Ellis Grey. I can't believe George, played by T.R. Knight (I heard he wasn't straight), married Callie, I eat way to many complimentary chips and salsas brought out by the bus boy, Torres (now Callie O'Malley). Big mistake George, she will eat you alive, literally and figuratively. I'm not sure if it was smart of McSteamy to refuse to go into surgery or not. Did he win points w/ the Chief? I couldn't tell. I thought he was being a man-fahina but I would have run away without answering if put in the same situation so I can really judge. Who is going to be chief? I would say there is a 100% chance that the Chief stays on instead of retiring (b/c Addelle's fat ass has a new man) but I don't know if all the proper paperwork has been filed, etc and if so whether it is revocable. Speaking of revocability: when an option K is given . . . I won't bore you w/ the details. In my. . . McDreamy as chief 2:1, Burke as chief 5:1 b/c I say his rehab going to ass will be kicked off the show as soon as the writers can figure out a way to kill him off. Hopefully Christina Yang-Burke will slip some poison into his Stovetop Stuffing. As a side note: Nice post today Beware the Blizzog. I totally agree. Drunks and Drugees should be pissed. How can you go to rehab if you have only done something once? There is nothing to be rehabilitated. Maybe Preston Burke walks around calling randos on the street the other F word. Preston F. Burke. Addison as chief 10:1 b/c lets face it, this country is not ready for a woman as chief of surgery @ Seattle Grace. Plus, Addison is bout to get it on w/ Kerev so she won't have time for all the responsibilies that come w/ the position. Not that position. Get your minds out of the gutter. Finally, McSteamy as chief 8:1, i'm scared b/c it seems like it could actually happen. I hate that guy, he's too damn good looking.

Fantasy Sports time! I gotta follow up a "he's too damn good looking" w/ something sports related to get the testosterone flowing. I just burped, cut the cheese and scratched myself. Not really but I should have. Judy Lugus for Three is in 1st place as usual, no big deal, and whooping Team Golfwop 7-0. Heyo. Earl Jones is about to pick up the actual Earl "Eddie" Jones as soon as he signs w/ the Heat. I don't know how good this potential pickup could be but lets just say J. Loog wouldn't pull the trigger on that one. Bad Breff is really stinking it up thus far and needs to make some moves ASAP.

Where are all my readers? Elisa Knicks? Purple 4 Runner? Dew Driz? Hofjm2? E. Rose Moustache keep the comments coming . I'm glad to see my efforts don't go unnoticed. Coconut Krull / Crull McPain are you reading? If so please direct your response to the comments section located @ the end of this post.

Here is some news . . . Lebron James' All Star Game shoes are coming out on Feb 15th. They are all gold. I love gooooooooooold! Maybe a blintz and a bong, a pipe and a pancake? I will be going after them in full force. They are limited and I only go after the limited shoes. It's no fun if you can go buy them in stores. That is BS and is for the common folk. Suckers!

See everyone tommorow! NOT! But maybe on Saturday, NOT! Sunday, Prolly

The Foampizzles on on my Feet

I will be sleeping in these tonight and then when I wake up tommorow I will change clothes but will not take them off. When I walk around naked I won't actually be naked b/c I will have foamposites on. Hey yay yay yay yo! I've really got nothing else to report so I will now proceed to take pictures of me w/ my Foamposites and then post them on this blizzle. They are truly beautiful so please avert your eyes if beautiful things hurt your eyes.

Also, any new info on those Presidential Silver Dollars? When is the first one due out? I need something new to collect now that I have Foamposites. Congratulations to me!

Previously on Blizz de la Thumbs Arbuckle...

No your not reading an overview of Sunday's blizz entry, this is up to date shiz we've got going on here. Where to begin? Ah, yes! Judy Lugus for Three is back in first place in fantasy bball. This ascent to the top was long overdue but hey, we are there now and i'll be honest, it feels like we are home again, and by we I mean me. Heyoooooooooo! Cough! Cough! Heyo? Anyone? Heyo? Maybe one? Next on the agenda: I have a big surprise for everyone tommorow. The 3 of you that don't already know will be in for quite a shock / pleasant surprise. Pictures of the big moment to come tommorow will be posted around 5:30 or 6 CST. Heyo? Moving along, Does anyone know if the drycleaners (we are talking the real deal Asian style) will actually lose you clothes if you don't pick them up within 30 days? We don't leave the house much / ever due to our obsessive compulsive study habits and I don't know if I can spare 30 minutes to go pick that shizz up. Dizz, my B i'm kidding. I'll go pick them up tommorow but way before 5:00 b/c i've got to wait by the door for my big FedEx delivery. Heyo? Yes, definetely a Heyo. 5 heyos out of a possible 5. Normally something awesome only gets a 4.985 heyos out of a possible 5 but this event is truly worthy of the ultimate heyo level. Alright, thats it for now. But before I leave let me leave you with this to ponder: During the state of the union address was there a sign that says "applause" somewhere behind George W that was malfunctioning and flashing red all night long? Get out of here w/ that clapping. Let the man speak. I am fully convinced that his speech would be 4 to 5 minutes if he could get a sentence out without all those a-holes clapping. I truly believe that it is a big joke b/c you see alot of the Congressmen / women laughing b/c they know how ridiculous all the clapping, standing ovation, more clapping is. No heyos. Oh yeah, finally, we would like to give a hearty mazel tov to some Hornets Honeybee Dancer called "Karin," with an "i," who has reached the pinnacle of skankiness, she made the NBA all star dance team. Hopefully she will make the long flight worthwhile and earn a few extra bones at the all star weekend in Las Vegas by giving "massages" and by quotation marks we want all readers to know that we don't actually mean massages. I know you already knew that. Lattes