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Good Morning (for me) / Afternoon (to those who woke up before 11:00 am)! In all of your faces! Happy St. Patricia's Day (St. Patrick's wife deserves some recognition too; she dished out the HJ's and cabbage stew that made Patrick the man that he was)! I'm sure all of you were wondering what the Thumbs' Chicago moving status is. Here is the update: The apartment situation is settled and i'm getting a u-haul and loading it up on thursday and peacing out by thursday afternoon. Our trip first involves a stop in JoMo to drop off a black Jetta and then we will proceed north to Chicago but will be sure to pass through Chinatown, which is just south of Chicago (and drop in and say hello to this blizz's good friend Micherre Roog).
Da da da duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.....Fantasy Sports Update Time! The Mighty Pubes (w/ new Smack Talk: "Pube This!") are back in 3rd and will finish strong and should finish in 1st or 2nd place (b/c none of those d-heads realized that there was a player limit). The Crapped My Pantses are still in 1st and should take home the regular season bacon, which = more opportunities to crap the pants. Smell ya lattes. The Crapped Pantses would like to take this opportunity to welcome the newest member of the Crapped Pants Family, Mr. Steven Francis. Welcome to the family Steven. I'm sure you have crapped your pants before after getting so F'd up on 40's and gin and juices so you should fit in nicely. Finally, Ray Allen has been playing in pain and we love that crap on our team. Playing in pain for $10,000,000 per year does not seem like it would be that painful.

It has been a tough year for our blizzing mentor /producer of homemade natural centox nerve gas, E. Rose Moustache. E. Rose Moustache is in 6th place and 9th place in hockey and bball. It is as if the moustache has been distracted by excessive crumbs, a thick milkshake or Just For Men's newer natural looking color. Earl Jones is holding strong in 5th and should be ready for a playoff push. Earl Jones' is next to me right now and has been resting up for the playoffs by sleeping until at least 11:30 everyday for the past week. Rest up Earl, rest up! Shoot for noon tommorow and load up on carbs b/c the next few weeks will be intense. Heyo! Hey Hey heyo. heyo. hay yay yay yay yo is for horses. Lattes

Tourney Time

I HATE DUKE! Coach K is the biggest mangina / wiener of all time. Micky Krzewdfbweuevski tells us that her husband has a small unit to match his on court persona. He is such a B. All he does it whine and cry and then tell his guys to elbow UNC players in the face. I hate UNC too.
Our beloved College of Charleston Cougars will not be dancing this year. Year 1 of the Bobby Cremins' Era did not live up to expetations. It must be tough to call out X's and O's in while coaching in the John Kresse Arena when your name does not happen to be John Kresse. Bobby Cremins is awesome though and i'm sure he will get the Cougs some sweet recruits and maybe even a white guy to sit at the end of the bench and go nucking futs everytime we score. Remember, you don't score until you score, until you score. C of C Baseball news: C of C defeats the # 1 team in the country the University of South Carolina (heyo!).

Speaking of wieners I went to Wiener Circle in Chicago and it was all I had hope it would be. I walked in as two fights broke out over who was going to get their all beef vienna frank first. Then, the guy behind me walked in and yelled to the ladies behind the counter that "I want a f-ing hotdog you fat b*tch and i'm not waiting in this f-ing line." Then the next guy asked for a "chocolate milkshake." Chocolate milkshake @ wiener circle = a huge fat black lady lifting up her enormous shirt to blind all viewers w/ her gigantic breasts. Not a pretty sight. I threw up a little bit of my double spicy hotdog into my mouth. When you ask for a chocolate milkshake the ladies say "F you white boy w/ the small wiener. I ain't showin you nutin," etc. Then you give them a few extra dollars for a tip and they offer up the goods / bads. Wiener Circle makes a great hotdog and even better fries. I'd give this local hot dog joint an A - (it would have been an A+ but I lost my vision for 15 minutes after seeing my 6th chocolate milkshake).

Fantasy Sports Update: OopsIDidCrapMyPants is holding steady in 1st place in fantasy bball. How did I arrive at that team name you ask? The answer is simple: I had a little case of the food poisoning and said "oops" and then proceeded to, you know, crap my pants. How embarassing. The Mighty Pubes hockey team is in 4th place but should shoot up the rankings once Holy Nola runs out of forwards to play (i think he is down to 9) and I start playing all my dudes now that I am under the player limit in the F position. heyo? hmmm? yes! HEYOOOOOOOOOO!

Alright meow, i'll be back at the same Thumbs time (every week or 2) and the same Thumbs place (the internet).

P.S. - The other member of the pubes conglomerate, Krazy Pubes, needs to get her moustaches / ducks in a row and get back in the game. Also, in case E. Rose Moustache is reading this, your bball team has a chance to make the playoffs so make some moves. Heyo!