The Foampizzles on on my Feet

I will be sleeping in these tonight and then when I wake up tommorow I will change clothes but will not take them off. When I walk around naked I won't actually be naked b/c I will have foamposites on. Hey yay yay yay yo! I've really got nothing else to report so I will now proceed to take pictures of me w/ my Foamposites and then post them on this blizzle. They are truly beautiful so please avert your eyes if beautiful things hurt your eyes.

Also, any new info on those Presidential Silver Dollars? When is the first one due out? I need something new to collect now that I have Foamposites. Congratulations to me!

Previously on Blizz de la Thumbs Arbuckle...

No your not reading an overview of Sunday's blizz entry, this is up to date shiz we've got going on here. Where to begin? Ah, yes! Judy Lugus for Three is back in first place in fantasy bball. This ascent to the top was long overdue but hey, we are there now and i'll be honest, it feels like we are home again, and by we I mean me. Heyoooooooooo! Cough! Cough! Heyo? Anyone? Heyo? Maybe one? Next on the agenda: I have a big surprise for everyone tommorow. The 3 of you that don't already know will be in for quite a shock / pleasant surprise. Pictures of the big moment to come tommorow will be posted around 5:30 or 6 CST. Heyo? Moving along, Does anyone know if the drycleaners (we are talking the real deal Asian style) will actually lose you clothes if you don't pick them up within 30 days? We don't leave the house much / ever due to our obsessive compulsive study habits and I don't know if I can spare 30 minutes to go pick that shizz up. Dizz, my B i'm kidding. I'll go pick them up tommorow but way before 5:00 b/c i've got to wait by the door for my big FedEx delivery. Heyo? Yes, definetely a Heyo. 5 heyos out of a possible 5. Normally something awesome only gets a 4.985 heyos out of a possible 5 but this event is truly worthy of the ultimate heyo level. Alright, thats it for now. But before I leave let me leave you with this to ponder: During the state of the union address was there a sign that says "applause" somewhere behind George W that was malfunctioning and flashing red all night long? Get out of here w/ that clapping. Let the man speak. I am fully convinced that his speech would be 4 to 5 minutes if he could get a sentence out without all those a-holes clapping. I truly believe that it is a big joke b/c you see alot of the Congressmen / women laughing b/c they know how ridiculous all the clapping, standing ovation, more clapping is. No heyos. Oh yeah, finally, we would like to give a hearty mazel tov to some Hornets Honeybee Dancer called "Karin," with an "i," who has reached the pinnacle of skankiness, she made the NBA all star dance team. Hopefully she will make the long flight worthwhile and earn a few extra bones at the all star weekend in Las Vegas by giving "massages" and by quotation marks we want all readers to know that we don't actually mean massages. I know you already knew that. Lattes

Oh when the saints, oh when the saints....

We are midway through the Saints - Bears NFC championship game and the Saints are down 9-0. This is B.S. The NFL has to keep up its scheme to allow the Saints to actually win. This plan has been in full effect since last offseason. The NFL's higher ups made the Texans pass on drafting Reggie Wookie Bush, made sure that no other team drafted Marquis Colston until the Saints could pick him in the 7th and final round of the 2006 draft and made the Dolphins sign Duante Culpepper and his bum knee instead of signing Drew Brees. Hopefully the commish will call the refs and tell them to do what they are told or the next thing they will officiate is a poop eating contest in the Chinese torture prison that they will be confined to until we are forced trade the Chinese our top secret information on how to have normal sized wieners to get them back for the next time the Saints are the worst team in the NFL. Jack Bauer knows what i'm talking about. What the hell was Kumar doing in 24? Get your ass back to Whitecastle and eat some square burgers instead of blowing shit up. The following takes place between 3:00 pm and 4:00 pm. On to more important things: Michael Jordan's mistress still has not written me back after I sent her a second email. Also, she hasn't posted any comments on this blizz even though I sent her the link. What a D / B. Ohhhh before I forget, I was recently informed that I have 2 readers that I was not privy to. The two of you will now be given nicknames so that I can refer to you in this blizz without anyone having to worry about their true identities being revealed: (1) New Reader # 1, your blizz name is "Elisa Knicks" and new reader # 2 your blizz name is "Purple 4 Runner." I hope you are happy with these names. I know I am.

What else? What else? Hmmmmmm.....Fantasy bball update time: My team "E. Rose Moustaches's Mom For Three" is still in second place and is playing E. Rose Moustache this week and will hopefully win 6-3. Paul Pizz is a mangina for not coming back from his weak injury for another month. BS if you ask me. Earl Jones is really making a move this week. She is up big on her soon to be new name and will hopefully move into 3rd place. Mattsmomhasniceboobs is the latest team to change their name. I just wanted to say that name one more time. Pickups of the week: (1) Gerald Green for the Celtics until Paul Peeze gets back and (2) David West (oh wait I already got him and he scored 26 points and had 12 rebounds last night, My B).

Who dat? Who dat? Who dat say dey gon beat dem Saints? Unbelievable. Anyways, i'm going to get back to the game. Go Saints and Go Colts (Tom Brady has a butt chin).

Up in this, up in this

I don't know why i'm even posting today. My readership has dwindled to nothing thanks to my brief, albeit extended, hiatus. I don't know if E. Rose Moutache, Anonymous from Beware the Blizzog or Big M, Little Organ (due to her recent rhinoplasty / N.J.) are even checking to see if this blizz is being updated anymore. There's no crying in baseball or blizzing. Batter up, hear that call, the time has come, for one and all to pla-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay ball. On to more important things: (1) Your's truly is currently in the process of befriending Michael Jordan's mistress. She seems like a sweet, considerate and caring person. Want to know the best part about her? She has her own blizz. I think it is called Michael Jordan's Mistress. No joke. I tried to get her to hook me up with some Penny Hardaway Foamposites but she politely declined. She dated the best already. Maybe do a search for it. Good things. (2) Studying for the Bar Exam is not awesome. I better pass! (3) I feel like the foamposites are coming out today. I don't know for sure but I will be booking it down to the ghetto shoe store on Canal Street to see if my Asian connection has the hookup. Honestly, if they have them and I get a pair I will be nervous when I walk out of the store. I could potentially get a cap put in my ass for dem sneakers. Heyoooooooooo! I need a getaway driver. That is all i've got in me. Spending 10 + hours a day studying crim law, torts, commercial paper and equity will really numb the mind. I wasn't funny before and my recent way of life has ended all chances of laughs. Tune in tommorow for the latest installment of Thumb's. I vow that I will get my readership back up to 3.

Happy New Year!

Enough with the well wishes, it's time to get down to the business at hand. We have a special guest here with us today in the luxurious 4th floor of the Thumbs, Co. warehouse / office building: the ultra talented, sweet breath having author of Beware the Blizzog, E. Rose Moustache. E. Rose Moustache's commentary will be in blue while traditional Thumbs verbage will be in our standard black text color. This could be the finest post to date but that would'nt be saying too much considering this blizz isn't that great in the first place. You, the reader(s? please), make the decision.

heyooo!!!! What up? Its great to be here with the loyalest of reader's awesome blizz. I give this blizz my two thumbs of approval. Anyway my breff is kicking! The loyalest reader is passing out because he's holding his breff so that he can't sniff mine. Smart move. anyway here he is:

That bit about E.R. Moustache's breff is not just some fluff we throw in here to make the blizz longer, it is cereal. Cereal with curdled milk, curdled milk that a fat sweaty guy took a dump in. Alright, I can see this blizz session is going nowhere fast.

P.S. - My quest for foamposites has taken a turn for the worse. The local asian run shoe / ghetto wear store will not be getting them. Wa wa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.