Saturday, May 26, 2007
Dream Girls Ya'll
That Jennifer Hudson is not thin and I hate her. It's like i'm saying. Let's see what's new . . . hmmmmmmmmm . . . well, I am still unemployed, which is not awesome. I'm poor as hang. My fantasy team stinks and I am playing for next year by trying to accumulate young talent. I'm old and fat. I've gotta go get my cry on. Lattes
Saturday, May 12, 2007
2 in 3 days, what gives?
What's up ya'll? Heyoooooooooooooooooooooo! H H H H Cough Cough H H H H eyoooooooooooo!
How bout Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle! Movin on up in the standings w/ 91.5 points. A-Rizzle-Rod, JJ Hardy and Tim Hudson are our studs and by studs I mean that only A-Rizz is worth a shit. My team pees on its balls. Giggity giggity giggity goo. Gi-gi-dee! Meg Griffin sucks.
Has anyone seen that Southpark when Jimmy and Timmy becomes Crips? That is a classic.
Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
Alright, it's time to go explore the great outdoors on this beatiful Chicago Saturday afternoon.
Lattes
How bout Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle! Movin on up in the standings w/ 91.5 points. A-Rizzle-Rod, JJ Hardy and Tim Hudson are our studs and by studs I mean that only A-Rizz is worth a shit. My team pees on its balls. Giggity giggity giggity goo. Gi-gi-dee! Meg Griffin sucks.
Has anyone seen that Southpark when Jimmy and Timmy becomes Crips? That is a classic.
Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
Alright, it's time to go explore the great outdoors on this beatiful Chicago Saturday afternoon.
Lattes
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
Playoffs?!?!?!?!?
I'm going to start this blizz entry out a little differently than normal. I would like to share some video clips with all of my peeps.
This is one of my personal favorites. AI is the best and I think all of my loyals will feel the same way whether you have seen this multiple times or if this is your first opportunity to witness this piece of audatory brilliance. Enjoy!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FUYjD7A75HQ
This next clip is a video introduction to our girl New York from the hit reality series "I Love New York." This delightful young man is the roomate of the blizz's friend in DC. Vote for him early and often. We need some white bread representation in "I Love New York, Part Deux" so we are no longer victim to that rye.
http://ilovenewyork2.com/people/Montyman
That's all the clips I have for your viewing pleasure at this time. Now, without further adieu, onto the good stuff . . . How bout them Golden State Warriors. So thug, so scary, so nephew, so chocolatey, so illiterate yet so lovable. If I were to walk up to those guys I would be curious to see whether they would kill me or laugh hysterically when I tried to do some elaborate hand shake / dap with them. I love those guys. G-Unit!
Tommorow is a big day. Tommorow marks the day that I officially become an Esquire (potential employers who read this blizz please note that my services are still available). My resume is available upon request, which should be left in the comments section of this blizzle. Skeet!
Lattes
This is one of my personal favorites. AI is the best and I think all of my loyals will feel the same way whether you have seen this multiple times or if this is your first opportunity to witness this piece of audatory brilliance. Enjoy!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FUYjD7A75HQ
This next clip is a video introduction to our girl New York from the hit reality series "I Love New York." This delightful young man is the roomate of the blizz's friend in DC. Vote for him early and often. We need some white bread representation in "I Love New York, Part Deux" so we are no longer victim to that rye.
http://ilovenewyork2.com/people/Montyman
That's all the clips I have for your viewing pleasure at this time. Now, without further adieu, onto the good stuff . . . How bout them Golden State Warriors. So thug, so scary, so nephew, so chocolatey, so illiterate yet so lovable. If I were to walk up to those guys I would be curious to see whether they would kill me or laugh hysterically when I tried to do some elaborate hand shake / dap with them. I love those guys. G-Unit!
Tommorow is a big day. Tommorow marks the day that I officially become an Esquire (potential employers who read this blizz please note that my services are still available). My resume is available upon request, which should be left in the comments section of this blizzle. Skeet!
Lattes
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