What the deuce?

Is it just me or is Dick Vitale absolutely unbearable to listen to? He is like centox nerve gas on my ears. They were on the verge of bleeding. I really wanted to watch the UNC - Ohio State game tonight but after the first five minutes and hearing Vitale yell "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh baby he's unbelievable, he's on fire baby! He's a PTP'er, a diaper dandy! ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!" or some other nonsense in a pitch that only dogs should be able to hear, I turned it off and watched Rachel Ray spend $40 or less on food in a day in Dallas. Now that's some shit. When Rachel Ray is more bearable than anyone then you know that person cold be the most annoying / obnoxious person that this blizzle has ever seen. Dick Vitale has diarrhea of the mouth. Dick Vitale is an SOB, POS and a diaper dandy and that diaper needs to have those sticky tabs connect at the back of his head so that the diaper (maybe a adult undergarment) is in position to protect all loyal viewers of ESPN / ABC college bball from Dick "Head" Vitale's diarrhea of the mouth. I hate that guy. What do all of the readers out there think about this? Feel free to post comments.