No your not reading an overview of Sunday's blizz entry, this is up to date shiz we've got going on here. Where to begin? Ah, yes! Judy Lugus for Three is back in first place in fantasy bball. This ascent to the top was long overdue but hey, we are there now and i'll be honest, it feels like we are home again, and by we I mean me. Heyoooooooooo! Cough! Cough! Heyo? Anyone? Heyo? Maybe one? Next on the agenda: I have a big surprise for everyone tommorow. The 3 of you that don't already know will be in for quite a shock / pleasant surprise. Pictures of the big moment to come tommorow will be posted around 5:30 or 6 CST. Heyo? Moving along, Does anyone know if the drycleaners (we are talking the real deal Asian style) will actually lose you clothes if you don't pick them up within 30 days? We don't leave the house much / ever due to our obsessive compulsive study habits and I don't know if I can spare 30 minutes to go pick that shizz up. Dizz, my B i'm kidding. I'll go pick them up tommorow but way before 5:00 b/c i've got to wait by the door for my big FedEx delivery. Heyo? Yes, definetely a Heyo. 5 heyos out of a possible 5. Normally something awesome only gets a 4.985 heyos out of a possible 5 but this event is truly worthy of the ultimate heyo level. Alright, thats it for now. But before I leave let me leave you with this to ponder: During the state of the union address was there a sign that says "applause" somewhere behind George W that was malfunctioning and flashing red all night long? Get out of here w/ that clapping. Let the man speak. I am fully convinced that his speech would be 4 to 5 minutes if he could get a sentence out without all those a-holes clapping. I truly believe that it is a big joke b/c you see alot of the Congressmen / women laughing b/c they know how ridiculous all the clapping, standing ovation, more clapping is. No heyos. Oh yeah, finally, we would like to give a hearty mazel tov to some Hornets Honeybee Dancer called "Karin," with an "i," who has reached the pinnacle of skankiness, she made the NBA all star dance team. Hopefully she will make the long flight worthwhile and earn a few extra bones at the all star weekend in Las Vegas by giving "massages" and by quotation marks we want all readers to know that we don't actually mean massages. I know you already knew that. Lattes
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are they here yet??
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