Good Morning (for me) / Afternoon (to those who woke up before 11:00 am)! In all of your faces! Happy St. Patricia's Day (St. Patrick's wife deserves some recognition too; she dished out the HJ's and cabbage stew that made Patrick the man that he was)! I'm sure all of you were wondering what the Thumbs' Chicago moving status is. Here is the update: The apartment situation is settled and i'm getting a u-haul and loading it up on thursday and peacing out by thursday afternoon. Our trip first involves a stop in JoMo to drop off a black Jetta and then we will proceed north to Chicago but will be sure to pass through Chinatown, which is just south of Chicago (and drop in and say hello to this blizz's good friend Micherre Roog).
Da da da duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.....Fantasy Sports Update Time! The Mighty Pubes (w/ new Smack Talk: "Pube This!") are back in 3rd and will finish strong and should finish in 1st or 2nd place (b/c none of those d-heads realized that there was a player limit). The Crapped My Pantses are still in 1st and should take home the regular season bacon, which = more opportunities to crap the pants. Smell ya lattes. The Crapped Pantses would like to take this opportunity to welcome the newest member of the Crapped Pants Family, Mr. Steven Francis. Welcome to the family Steven. I'm sure you have crapped your pants before after getting so F'd up on 40's and gin and juices so you should fit in nicely. Finally, Ray Allen has been playing in pain and we love that crap on our team. Playing in pain for $10,000,000 per year does not seem like it would be that painful.
Da da da duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.....Fantasy Sports Update Time! The Mighty Pubes (w/ new Smack Talk: "Pube This!") are back in 3rd and will finish strong and should finish in 1st or 2nd place (b/c none of those d-heads realized that there was a player limit). The Crapped My Pantses are still in 1st and should take home the regular season bacon, which = more opportunities to crap the pants. Smell ya lattes. The Crapped Pantses would like to take this opportunity to welcome the newest member of the Crapped Pants Family, Mr. Steven Francis. Welcome to the family Steven. I'm sure you have crapped your pants before after getting so F'd up on 40's and gin and juices so you should fit in nicely. Finally, Ray Allen has been playing in pain and we love that crap on our team. Playing in pain for $10,000,000 per year does not seem like it would be that painful.
It has been a tough year for our blizzing mentor /producer of homemade natural centox nerve gas, E. Rose Moustache. E. Rose Moustache is in 6th place and 9th place in hockey and bball. It is as if the moustache has been distracted by excessive crumbs, a thick milkshake or Just For Men's newer natural looking color. Earl Jones is holding strong in 5th and should be ready for a playoff push. Earl Jones' is next to me right now and has been resting up for the playoffs by sleeping until at least 11:30 everyday for the past week. Rest up Earl, rest up! Shoot for noon tommorow and load up on carbs b/c the next few weeks will be intense. Heyo! Hey Hey heyo. heyo. hay yay yay yay yo is for horses. Lattes
3 comments:
good one!!
Why do you think its ok to comment on Emmy's blog but not post your own.....that's cheap.....Elisa Knicks!
cmon!! Do more blizzing!!! Follow my lead grasshopper. You are losing loyals. Elisa Knicks!!!!!
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