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I don't want to seem like one to complain but where are all my readers. This is Thumbs' 2nd calendar month of blizzing and we / I have 1 reader. Now we here in the office at 1800 Thumbs Blvd, Suite 690 are not complaining about this lack of subscribers (remember the subscription is paid for you by Thumbs, LLP and is free after mail in rebate), we are very happy to have the loyalest reader that one could ever wish for on board, but we would like to get a little more feedback. I'll be honest, we / me and the loyalest reader know that this blizz brings it like a true pro on a daily basis but we would like to tweak things every now and then so we need to get the message out: "Love that bloggin from Thu-umbs" (sung to the tune from Popeye's Fried Chicken / Mardi Gras Cheesecake / Crawfish Poppers). Alright, on to the good / bad stuff.

I'll be the first one to admit that my Earl Watson advice was flat wrong. The guy is a bum. He sucks. My B. Honestly though, he looks so good in that picture, NOT! Cereal though, pick up Anthony Parker, he is ranked 70th overrall and he is steady. Steady but not spectacular. Actually, only pick him up if you have someone that really sucks on your team. I've really got nothing else to say about fantasy. Crackle! is turning into an infirmary for extremely tall African Americans who happen to play basketball for a living. Ray Allen, Lamar Odom, J-Rich, Corey Maggette, T-Mac and Pau Gasol (he is black) are all hurt. WTF! I am going to drop in the standings like a deuce. I'm so mad! I'm not mad at any of my readers though.

Penny Foamposite update: I am calling this shoe store in Georgetown, DC tommorow to get the official release date. Don't tell anyone b/c this is a rare shoe and will be released in limited amounts and I absolutely must get 2 per. The guy who I spoke to at said store told me to call on Wed and he would give me the exact date. Campout anyone (in front of Sports Plus on Canal St in NOLA)? I'll bring the graham. Then we will take the graham, put the chocolate on the graham and then roast the mallow. Blow out the flame on the flaming mallow. Then...put the mallow in b/w the 2 graham crackers and pull your twig (that you used to shield your hands from the flame of the campfire) out and enjoy. That scene was brought to you by the cast of "The Sandlot." I think we all remember the scene where Hamilton "Ham" Porter instructed that little shit who sucked at baseball and ruined Dennis Leary's Babe Ruth autographed ball on how to make a proper s'more. Then that douche asked Ham how he could have some more (s'more) if he had not had anything in the first place. Michael "Squints" Paladoris should have given that kid at least 3 bitch slaps.

No it is time for me to admit that I have a problem. Ever since I graduated from law school and did not get a job I have had alot of time on my hands. I have become obsessed (did I misspell that?) (Did I misspell mispell?) with bball shoes. I have bought 5 pairs and I can't even play bball until I get my orthotics in the mail (due to arrive in 3 weeks). For all those who dont know (the only person who reads this already knows this so this is kinda moot) I tore ligaments and catilage and broke a bone in my ankle last summer. Anyways, I can't stop buying these shoes but I swear to all of my readers that the Penny Foamposites will be my last 2 pairs. I bought a pair of the Nike Air Max Force (Aka the Barkley's or Fab Fives) last night. I had them when I was 12 and have wanted them again since them. Nike re-released them a week ago and I finally got them. YES!!! (See the pic above).

Hannukkah / Christmas gift advice time: I have no ideas at the time but wanted to give my thong of readers of what to expect in the upcoming installments of Blizz de la. We will figure it out ya'll. Please post all gift suggestions in the comments section and those worthy of publication will be mentioned in an ensuing volume of this blizz.

Try the pumpkin spice frapuccino from Starbucks and be sure to get the whipped cream on top. We give it a Thumbs up.

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