Open wounds and bball shoes

My wounds appear to be healing nicely. See the pic above but disregard the salve that is spread in a thin layer over my open wounds. I know it looks painful but my PK's really know how to stop my brain from knowing that my arm is actually burnt to a crisp. Anyways, enough about my injuries / pain and suffering.

Lets move onto the subject of shoes. The nike Penny foamposites are coming out soon and Thumbs really wants 2 pairs. These are Thumbs, Inc's favorite shoes of all time and they are impossible to get. They only come out in DC/MD/VA/NYC and possibly Boston and SF. WTF Nike? Please let me relive the good old days of Mason Prep 8th grade bball. Sure, I was a little fat but that does not mean that I didnt put up 20+ points on Charleston Day, Porter-Gaud, First Baptist, James Island, etc, etc. Fat people can play too. After each game I would have a victory double cheeseburger, fries and banana split. Thanks mom.

The notorious Thumbs subsidiary, Crackle! is having a tough time this week playing our archnemesis Burn Rossie Burn. What a D head. That team is mocking the injuries that we here at Thumbs, Corp have obtained. F U Burn Rossie Burn aka Hausier Meat aka Yagshemesh. However, Crackle!'s best bud and other noise made by rice krispies when poured into milk, Snap! is not on Thumbs, LLC's shit list despite her / her coldblooded remarks concerning Thumbs' recent injuries. Fine, fine onto the fantasy bball pickups. Seeing how Charlie Bell, Bargnani, Sean May, Rudy Homosexual and some other guy I posted about have all been picked up I would say the only remaining player worth a S is Martell Webster of your Portland Trailblazers (he bombs 3's). I have to admit that I used to like the Blazers due to their roster of hoodlums and potsmokers. There wasn't a day that passed without one of those JailBlazers being detained at a airport security checkpoint for having grass / weed in their carry-on. Idiots / I love those guys. Thank you Damon Stoudamire, Rasheed Wallace and Reuben Patterson. Speaking of Reuben Patterson; Is he a ashkenazi Jew or what? Where does he get off having the name Reuben. That is my hebrew name. Did Reuben grow up in a family of Etheopian Jews? That is the only possible scenario that makes any sense whatsoever. Have a wonderful Shomer Shabbas this weekend Reuben. I hope you dont have any games b/c I think we both know you would have to sit out due to your strong beliefs against any work being done from sundown on friday until sundown on saturday. Enjoy your brisket and be sure to eat up so that your gandmother does not force all of the leftovers down your throat.

Sorry everyone, no recipes today. Thumbs has been a bit leery of going near the kitchen since "the incident." Lets not mention that again mkay. Here's hoping all of my readers / reader have wonderful / a wonderful days / day.