What the Deuce?

Here are all the things that I hear / see and think to myself, what the deuce?

1) The Illinois Bar Exam requires a Dean Certification to prove that I graduated from law school. WTD?

2) The Hornets starting lineup currently consists of Chris Paul + the following clowns: Rasual Butler (who?), Marc Jackson (huh?), Desmond Mason (como se dice?) and Cedric Simmons (a sphincter says what?) WTD? Peja, where have yo gone? P.S. If someone asked you where Jannero Pargo played college bball what would you're answer be? There are only 2 possible choices: (1) he is from Brazil and didn't play college ball or (2) he obviously played at Florida A&M (FAMU for all of you scoring at home). Answer: He played at Arkansas? Close enough.

3) Xenaderm "it promotes healing" Cream costs $92. WTD?

4) Xenaderm "it really does promote healing" Cream could cost $292 b/c it is a miracle worker. I am no longer hideous. WTD?

5) I just sharted. brb. WTD?

6) Baron "Barone" Davis official shoes only sell for $26. WTD?

7) The OC is no longer available in its entirety on Fox.com. WTD?

8) I work as a sous chef (and that's being a little generous with the title). WTD?

9) Cingular Wireless slogan states that they have the fewest dropped calls. Uhhh, WTD?

Sorry for my briefs post but I have to go run some errands. I know what all of you / holding firm at 3 readers are thinking: What the crap do you actually have to do today? Well, I have to get cleaning supplies to clean my hizzle, groceries (meats, cheeses, wines w/ tannins, jammyness and cherry overtones and only the finest beers brewed in far off lands by monks, nuns or rabbis) and go pick up my enormous TV that I have left at a friend's house for over 1 1/2 years. I better get to it. I hope to see that all of you / you have been reading this blizz (blizzing is my passion) and the only way for me to know that all of you / you have been reading this blizzel is if you post in the comments section.