Stiffler's Mom

Stiffler's mom aka Janine Stiffler loves crab salads. How do I know this obscure fact? Funny that you ask. I know because I prepared her one crab salad to day at lunch. I made it extra large because she appeared to be a large woman on movies such as American Pie, American Pie II and American Pie III. Maybe she was in American Pie IV but I didnt see that one because the previews made the movie look like a dooshay. Lets not forget that her credits also include the following masterpieces: Legally Blonde, Legally Blonde II (as Paulette Bonafante) and Best in Show (and several other Christopher Guest movies). Anyways, I would have guessed she would weight a deuce, perhaps a deuce and a half but in actuality she appeared to weigh closer to 175. Not too bad Stiffler's mom. I'll be honest Stiffler's mom, I like you. You're cool. When I brought you your salad you asked me to taste the vegetarian chili that I made. I brought you a bowl. You liked it. Now I have to make you six gallons of soup since you asked me to. Dammit Stiffler's mom. That is going to take hours.

Ok now we all know what time it is. It's fantasy bball update time. Crackle! The current standings seem to indicate that Crackle!, formerly Oops I Crapped My Pants, is holding strong in 1st but is only 0.5 points in front of Pop! The third member of the Rice Krispies gang, this blizzle's loyalest / only reader, Snap! is gaining ground and has moved into 8th place. Snap!!!! Thumbs is glad to see this improvement. Here is who we here at Thumbs, Inc. would pick up if you needed a little gettyup in your fantasy bball step: Bargnani (he is getting minutes and will get you a few blocks, points and good %'s) and / or Dorrell Wright (he will get you a few steals, blocks, pts, rebounds and his FT % is solid). That's really it. The pickings are slim, i'll be honest. Earl Jones takes a plunge from 4th to 7th.

H H H Heyo. H H H H H H H, H H H H H H. H H H Heyo. H H H H H H H, H H H H H H H. Recipe time ya'll. Today we are making Peppermint Pie. This is a real crowd pleaser during this, the holiday season. Mkay, first make a crust: chocolate cookies ground up in a food processor and then mixed with 1/4 cup of sugar and enough melted butter to bind it all together. Press this mixture into a pie pan and bake at 350 for 10 minutes. On to the pie filling. Take 1 cup of crushed peppermints (the soft kind) and mix it with 1/4 cup of boiling water and 1 packet of plain flavored gelatin. Let this cool down and then add 1 cup of whipped cream. Next, fold 1/2 cup of whipped cream into this mixture. Pour the mint / gelatin / whipped cream mixture into your cooled pie crust. Let this set and then garnish with crushed peppermint. Peppermint Pie, its a good thing.

The blizz's Thumbs are now tired from all of this info. Look for more posts tommorow. I have much more to pass on to all of my readers / reader.