Sorry for not posting yesterday. I know I probably completely ruined more than 1 readers day but I have a good excuse. I got 2nd degree burns on my left arm thanks to some hot, hot oil. Dizzam that shit hurt. The 2 shots that I got in my ass at the emergency room hurt too. I have two band-aids on my keester to commemorate the incident. Dont worry, dont worry I have plenty of PK's to tide me over. Blizz + PK = some good writing. All the greats wrote their best material while doped up on something right? Exactly. The next few days of Thumbs should be pretty interesting / still not interesting.
Anyways, on to more interesting things. One subsidiary of Thumbs, Inc. Frozen Thumbs Arbuckle is in a free fall from first place in fantasy hockey. However, we here at Thumbs, LLC could not be happier that the team that will eventually overtake our namesake will be none other than KrAzY eYe. Thats right folks / folk KrAzY eYe is poised to topple a Thumbs, Corp team from its rightful place atop the world of fantasy sports. We thought we had an empire but remember, an empire it not built in a day. Or something like that. I cannot remember the exact quote.
Fantasy bball pickups? LaMarcus Aldridge is an interesting candidate. Thumbs had one of our interns research the history behind the "La" in LaMarcus' name and we were interested to find out that the "La" means "little" or "junior" so someone in LaMarcus' family was / is named Marcus and LaMarcus was named after him. From now on all of Thumbs, CPA fantasy teams will be given their name with the "La" in front of it to indicate that it is a new season of fantasy sports and that that specific team is a descendent of the team from the previous year. For instance, Crackle! will be LaCrackle! next year and LaLaCrackle! the year after that. Thumbs, Co claims property rights to the "La" prefix in all things fantasy related. H H H cough H H H Heyo, H H H H H H H H, H H H H.
Now my forearm is starting to hurt so i'll go take a nap and rest before I come back and sit in front of my computer for the rest of the day to research things such as fantasy bball / hockey, ebay, email and other assorted websites and of course post to this blizzle. Thanks for reading!
2 comments:
Holy shizzle!!! I speak to the Thumbs everyday - I should have known that no talking & no blizzing = serious injuries. Poor Thumbs. Poor poor thizzumbs. Luckily those mighty thumbs were not hurt in the melee. Thumbs are on the IR. To be nice I will bench Krazy Eyes good guys to give Thumbs a chance to recover..............not! In yo second degree burned face!! Hurts dont it! Sucka!!!!!
this pic kind of looks like a peen wif syphilis or some thing because of the pube like arm hair. gross
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