Hornets Game Tonight!!!!

Dear Friends,

I'm sorry for the brevity of this post but, alas, I must get ready for the New Orleans Hornets game tonight @ 8:30 CST. Finally they are back in their rightful home, The New Orleans Arena. I am so sick of those Oklahoma City yokels thinking that the Hornets are their team. I have news for all of you temporary Hornets fans: You all really suck and pee on your balls. It is now 6:27 CST and I am about to jump in the shower. After said shower I will tend to my wounds. I will cover them in the new dick cream that I got at Wallgreens today for a whopping $91.99. Is the dick cream industry in some sort of recession? Is this brand of dick cream in short supply? This ointment better heal those wounds with not even a trace of scarring. For all those interested it is known as Xenaderm in the world of scientists and pharmacists but in my world it is known as dick cream. Seeing how I am really immature, odds are that I would call any sort of topical, cream, ointment or paste dick cream. OK enough with all of that. Post dick cream application I will sit down on my favorite chair and a half, kick my feet up on the matching ottoman and drink a Chimay in the special gobblet that my 3 pack came with. I think i'm going to drink the blue tonight. After I drink the blue I will then proceed to drink the red and then I will hopefully be picked up in front of my building by the dude I am going to the game with. It was a pity invite, I dont really know that many people in Nizzleans anymore and my special lady friend has a legal profession final tommrow. We here at Thumbs, Co are extremely proud of her for taking the last final of her law / business school experience. She is smart. Hopefully she will not read this blizz and see what a jackass she is engaged to. Also we here at Thumbs would like to give a hearty thank you to one Davis Burks (made up name to protect this consumate professional) for hooking Thumbs, Inc up with our corporate season ticket plan. Thanks Davis Burks!

Fantasy note: Crackle! is losing 7-2 due to our squad being devestated by injuries so we had to pick up Bruce Bowen to play tonight. I then immediately dropped him and picked up Drew Gooden. Hopefully Bowen will hit 4 3's tonight and do little else. I hate that guy.

Alright, I gotta go. See everyone / 3 people tommorow. Ah, before I forget. Thank you "anonymous" for your post. I am glad to see that this blizz is not going unnoticed. Feel free to continue commenting. We encourage comments around here. If you have any other friends send them my way and be sure to brief them on our pro-comments policy.