I am fat!

I'm going to be cereal with all of my readers, all 4 of you, I am really fat. I can barely see my junk when I take a shower b/c my luxurious stomach is in the way. Is that bad? NOT!, I was merely telling a little joke (pun intended). However, all I have done lately is eat and drink beers. My ass jiggles and that is on the real. Nobody likes jiggly ass, especially not the governing body here at Thumbs, Inc. They have fired an employee for the slightest jiggle in their buns. We run a tight ship around these parts. Speaking of jiggles, I had a camper at in my cabin at Camp Blue Star that was really fat and had huge 13 year old male kid kiddie boobs and I called him "Jiggles." His full name was Jiggles Greenberg. I drafted him on my athletics team just so we could all laugh for all the days. I know this was incredibly mean but being a former fat kid I felt as though I was allowed to partake in this type of behavior. However, i'm sure the authorities that be at Blue Star would feel differently if they knew that about 20 counselors were laughing at this kid running around and then nearly collapsing after running 10 feet due to exhaustion. So fat and pale. No big whoop. Who isn't?

Fantasy bball time. Honestly, there is nobody worth picking up right now unless you want to take a chance on David West returning really soon. I would only do this if you have an player on your team that really sucks and you have still been winning with that loser on board.

Update on Foamposites: WTF? I have no update b/c nobody knows when this shoe is coming out. Honestly, i'm pretty sure that this makes me a total wierdo but I have nightmares about everyone getting this shoe and then kicking me in the jimmy with it. Not really, but I can't stop thinking about them. I love them so much.

The recipe section of this blizz has not been a real crowd pleaser so it is now officially eliminated and a recipe will never be spoken of again on this bleezy. However, due to our love of comments, if a reader (I can now stop making jokes about only having 1 reader. NOTE: No I cannot really stop making jokes b/c the only way those other readers read my pride and joy is if I call them and tell them that it hurts my feelings that they dont read this blizz and b/c those jokes are the only mildly amusing thing that this blizz has going for it) posts a comment asking for a specific recipe (this will obviously never happen) the blizz will surely try to oblige a reader / reader.

Mkay...time to go tuck in the little graduate. She has a big day of wearing regalia, celebratory dinners and receiving 1 thousand hugs, high fives and finger snaps from the Thumbs Graduation Liasion.