All those who say that it is better to give than receive are right. Seeing the look on someone's face when you get them a gift that they really love / pretend to love and then tell someone how the gift sucks when you walk out of the room is much more gratifying that receiving a gift that you really want (i.e. foamposites), NOT! I feel like I have been incorporating the "NOT!" joke into this blizz at an alarming rate. Reader(s?) what do you think? Please dont be shy. Go ahead and post your feelings in the comments section of this blizz. Back to the gift giving section of today's blizz: I am planning on getting gifts for the following people: Jennifer Q. Hoffermanstein, Dr. and Mrs. Maaaaaaaarsh V. Mill, Big M, Little Organ Vanessa Miller (I have been informed that she reads this blizz from time to time. I think this could mean that we here at B.D.L.T.A. have 2 readers. It's not everyday that a blizz doubles its readership in 1 day), the Hoffermansteinbergsky Family and certain readers (E. Rose Moustache) and friends that live in Cleveland and have shitty fantasy bball teams (Puddy Condomway). Please be advised that those are all aliases. What will I get all of these people you ask? I will tell you what I am thinking in the next paragraph.
Gift Wish List:
1) Something Engraved / Monogrammed (flask, bracelet, etc)
2) Socks and Undies (see the urban dictionary definition below)
Tighty Whiteys, otherwise commonly known as 'regular underpants', are general targets for wedgies and mervins, due to the pleasing effects of the elesticity, which results in a desireable snap and hopefully a tear.The number one bad bad place to wear tighty whiteys is a high school locker room. Your social life is almost assured over if you are changing with whitey tighteys while next to the varisty football team.Lastly, the number one comback not to use against the varsity football team once you have been found wearing whitey tighteys, would be anything relating to their jock straps. Whitey tighteys suck. Boxers are better.
3) A Lexus from the Lexus Holiday Event Commercials (December to Remember)
4) Homemade flavored Vodka in a festive / decorative bottle (Limoncello perhaps?)
5) A Gift Certificate to Harrah's Casino New Orleans
Thats all I can think of right now. Why is this so difficult? If only we could get everyone a pair of rare basketball shoes.
Fantasy News and Notes: When did the NHL allow players named Dwayne and Jerome into their league? I guess they are Canadians too if you know what i'm saying (catch my drift? wink wink). Fantasy bball sucks so I have nothing to say about dropping / adding players. Im not bitter about all of my guys getting hurt, NOT! P.S. Pick up Speedy Claxton.
Why does Blue Bell Ice cream always discontinue flavors that I love (Homemade Vanilla and Peaches)? Bring it back Blue Bell, bring it back. I've given in and tried your strawberry but it sucks.
Alright, this blizz is going nowhere fast today..... I'll post more later when I get past this case of blizzer's block that I have had today. My B Loyal Reader and Big M, Little Organ.
2 comments:
at one point I didnt like how all the pics were at the top of this blizz but now I love it! Its so exciting to get that preview of topics to come. Blizz on!!!
As a cross-over reader from beware the blizzog, I appreciate the long and consistent posts here. Blog on!
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